Archive for October, 2006

MR LOOPHOLE

October 31, 2006

Top defense lawyer Nick Freeman has been arrested on suspicion conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.Freeman a lawyer to celebrities such as David Beckham and Wayne Rooney is known as Mr Loophole for his unpopular use of legal loopholes and getting people off the hook, mainly in road traffic matters.Why do I have this [...]

THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME?

October 29, 2006

I have just been watching a TV program on ITV about PCSO’s in Oxford and this has inspired me to make this posting.First off I would like to say that I am not anti PCSO’s as people in any way shape or form, and for the record some of them on my station are very [...]

VICIOUS CIRCLES

October 24, 2006

While working at the weekend in the town centre I was approached by a male who said “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM”, I recognised his face but his name had escaped me.He stated his name, and it dawned on me that it was a regular visitor to the custody suit for drunkenness and violence, [...]

LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF THE LAW

October 22, 2006

PC Richard Holliday was horribly scared by wanted criminal Amir Abdul-Latif, who threw pure sulphuric acid acid in the officer’s face when he attempted to detain him 6 months ago in Tooting.Amir Abdul-Latif received a 7 year prison sentence, but we all know he will spend nowhere near that amount of time in jail. PC [...]

PAYING THE PENALTY

October 19, 2006

Fixed penalty notices for disorder and shoplifting were going to be the best thing since sliced bread, or so we were led to believe.I now hear that there are over 4 million pounds in unpaid PND’s and the government have written off 3 million already.And now we are being told that the home office bean [...]

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October 17, 2006

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BUZZ WORDS FOR YOUR SUCCESS

October 10, 2006

The senior management team must get sent on a course on what buzz words to use!Here are some of the key words I have heard being used at my nick by those in the ivory towers.
1)Robustly2)Multi agency.3)Bring offenders to justice. (A favorite with the spt)4)Positive action.5)Community focus6)Structured Approach7)Neighbourhood Policing8)Partnership9)Project management10)Our customers11)Capturing best practice12)Developement
If you learn [...]

NO ROOM AT THE INN

October 9, 2006

Prisons in the UK are full to capacity!!
The home secretary has announced he intends to address the crisis that there are no more spaces in British prisons.He will do this by making 500 police cells available to house people who have been given a custodial sentence.These prisoners will be managed by Police officers on overtime, [...]

Police officers cant be alarmed or harassed, can they?

October 6, 2006

We have been informed by our CPS lawyers that Police officers can not be caused alarm harassment or distress!On a Friday or Saturday night in the Town Centre, officers come into contact with drunken abusive idiots who insist on pushing as far as they can, the already pissed off constables who are tasked with trying [...]

Never Mind The Bo**ocks

October 4, 2006

I have been visited by a member of the SMT who is on a mission to keep our detection rates up.He came in to our office yesterday and started bleating on about how we had fallen to the bottom of the force figures once again. I find the whole detection target senario totally unacceptable, as [...]