NEW YEARS EVE SHIFT

I thought I would post this just so everyone can post their ups and downs of their New Years Eve shift, if they did one.Arrests and incidents, funny occurrences or just so you can let of steam if you had a bad experience. You never know I may even have something to post about my [...]

SICK AS A DOG

Serious lack of posts here due to various sickness over the Christmas period. Will be posting again soon I hope if the grim reaper will allow me to escape that is.I seem to have been plagued with illness over the last few weeks, which is not a common thing I would add. I wont [...]

SCRATCHING POST NEEDS GOOD HOME

One of the Inspectors is leaving our force and I was wondering if anyone can provide a good home to the scratching post and catnip that he left behind?He is more commonly known as the station cat because I have never seen him out, in uniform.

OUR GREAT COURTS

I thought I would share a typical example of the inability to get something as simple as bail conditions right, and almost laughable ineptitude of our local magistrates court.We have a prolific shoplifter who constantly takes the piss out of the local shop keepers, Police and security in our High Street.He is so bang at [...]

UNIFORM Practical or Smart

Should a modern Police service have a modern and practical uniform?According to our chief constable the answer to this question is clear NO!!We are forced to wear the cheapest most uncomfortable trousers with the cheapest cotton shirt and the worst part of all a black clip on tie.There was talk of a new issue some [...]

FULL MOON

Is it me or does the presence of a full moon really make our job a nightmare at the weekend?I have to be honest I don’t keep up to date with the cycle of the sun and moon, in short I have no idea if there is a full moon. Unless that is I happen [...]

STABBING OF A PCSO

A police community support officer who was stabbed in the neck remains in a critical condition after undergoing a second emergency operation.
I felt it was necessary to post on this subject for several reasons.For a start PC Bloggs has posted the details and given readers the option to make a vote as to [...]

MORE LIGHT RELIEF FROM WORK

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake [...]