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WHAT WERE YOU DOING TEN YEARS AGO?Working in retail management striving to hit targets (no change there then, although they can stuff their targets)SONGS TO WHICH YOU KNOW ALL THE LYRICS:1: Metallica – Enter Sandman + most other tracks2. Def Leppard – Probably all tracks3. Iron Maiden – Number of the Beast4. Led Zeppelin [...]
Archive for June, 2007
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June 30, 2007BUREAUCRACY
June 30, 2007Take a few minutes to read this letter sent to Sir Ronnie Flanagan by the police federation in relation to reducing bureaucracy within the police service.
MOVED HERE FROM BLOGGER
June 29, 2007If it’s good enough for him then it’s good enough for me, I just need to get used to using it now so please bear with me for a while
WAX CRAYON HELL
June 19, 2007It’s about 7.30am and we are stood outside a house where intelligence says the occupant is dealing heroin. It’s not in a particularly unpleasant part of the town but this house is being occupied by someone who is particularly unpleasant.
We are about to execute a warrant under the misuse of drugs act and we have [...]
I’M NOT PISSED
June 17, 2007Needed to post something funny, so here it is.How many times have to heard someone say “I’M NOT PISSED”?
A QUICK MOAN ABOUT THE COURTS
June 13, 2007Officers in my force have been using a common sense approach when dealing with offenders who are wanted on warrant!!Don’t worry this has quickly been addressed by the courts and subsequently one of the civilian snotty email senders who are obviously shocked by this display of innovative thinking.Now it’s like this. Someone fails to appear [...]
POLICE VOICEMAIL
June 9, 2007I heard this on a colleagues mobile phone ages ago but thought I would post it here today for all to listen to. It turns out the public opinion of the Police in the USA is not that different to the UK.I would love to put this message on our teams voicemail.
LUNAR POLICE
June 5, 2007It appears Sussex Police have taken my advice and have started to deploy resources around the cycle of the moon.
It’s a shame they don’t do the same for events such as bank holidays or other seasonal events, maybe something to do with money!!
COMPLETE RESPECT
June 4, 2007It’s twenty five years since our brave troops fought in the Falklands conflict.People like Simon Weston should be an inspiration to just about everyone. We should never forget those that paid the ultimate price for our country.I was only 13 years of age but remember it as clear as yesterday. One lad who was from [...]
WILD IMAGINATION
June 2, 2007I think someone at Avon & Somerset has been taking magic mushrooms, see this information video about this years forthcoming Glastonbury festival, and what happens to offenders on site!!
Just found out they have been at it with these car thief video’s too.
