I was gobsmacked the other day when a colleague told me about an email that an officer had received from the pen pushing department who are meant to be there to support the front line officers with prosecution files and other issues with the CPS (criminal protection service).
I will explain to you the content and [...]
Archive for October, 2007
UNBELIEVABLE MADNESS
October 28, 2007WHAT WE DO
October 21, 2007Prosecuting brave PC who tackled knifeman ‘was a disgrace’ says judge
October 18, 2007A judge has slammed the prosecution of a “gallant” policeman over the way he arrested a knife-wielding suspect as a “politically correct disgrace”.
PC Lee Armstrong was taken to court for allegedly using excessive force while arresting a man for being in possession of an offensive weapon.
The 28-year-old officer vehemently denied any wrongdoing and [...]
NEW LAW
October 16, 2007Namely Section 27 of the Violent Crime Reduction Act 2006.
Possibly the best piece of legislation we have been fortunate enough to be armed with for some years, and we have been using it on my patch for a while now.
In short it gives a constable in uniform the power to direct someone over the age [...]
IMAGINE THIS
October 11, 2007I have known about this for a while now but never really expected it to be a reality!
Can you imagine how Vicky Pollard would get on trying to explain how she wants the Police to come and arrest her ex boyfriends new girlfriend for whatever reason today.
Actually maybe it’s a cunning plan so that these [...]
SOME TRUTH HERE
October 3, 2007YOU KNOW YOUR A COPPER IF:-
1) You have the bladder capacity of five
people.
2) You have ever restrained someone and it
was not a sexual experience.
3) You believe that 50% of people are a
waste of good air.
4) Your idea of a good time is a “man with
a gun” call.
5) You conduct a PNC check on anyone who
seems [...]
LUCKY SODS
October 3, 2007I have been informed by an anonymous source that the printers at Kent constabulary have screwed up the printing of the activity based costings forms for their force.
As a result they are not partaking in this pointless totally crap exercise, lucky buggers that they are.
Trouble is that it’s alleged that the funding is given to [...]
